What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
why did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock whos there? not sally
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Dick.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire
Hot wheels
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
