Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
Susie's Lack of Arms
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Susie ain't got no arms, right? So when she's on the swing, she can't hold on. That's why she fell off! And get this, when you ask "Who's there?" in a knock-knock , the answer is supposed to be someone. But it's "Not Susie" 'cause, well, she can't knock, duh! You are so dumb.
Anonymous
So do you asses actually RETYPE these jokes, or just cut & paste them? God I can’t imagine that you actually think you are the first one to POST them, do you????