Disabled jokes
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Your mam is gay.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Most pakis are disabled.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Kill yourself!
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
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Boy
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.