Disabled jokes
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Your mam is gay.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Most pakis are disabled.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Kill yourself!
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
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There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.