Disabled jokes
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Your mam is gay.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Most pakis are disabled.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Kill yourself!
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Gay
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