My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Disabled Jokes
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Kill yourself!
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Gay
Boy
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
Your mum gay.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Yo mama!
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
