Disabled jokes
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
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"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Your mam is gay.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Most pakis are disabled.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.