Disabled jokes
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Yo mama!
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Sans
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.