Disabled jokes
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
This is American politics that is not true.
Yo mama!
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Yo life.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.