What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Trying to find good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf..
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
Why do disabled people make good golfers? Because they're always handicapped
i had sex with an disabled girl you can say I handiclapped those cheeks
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class So I threw him out the window
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
what do you call a mexican with one leg? Border hopper
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
my friend called me fat so i challenged a running race.
Which is more disabling, autism or adhd or down syndrome?
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied... I told him, "Just tell them what you see."
Which is more disabling is it autism or down syndrome
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell
