What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why do disabled people make good golfers? Because they're always handicapped
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class So I threw him out the window
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
my friend called me fat so i challenged a running race.
Which is more disabling, autism or adhd or down syndrome?
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied... I told him, "Just tell them what you see."
Which is more disabling is it autism or down syndrome
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
