Disabled jokes
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.