What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool? Vegetable soup
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell
your mum stinks of disbled ppl wanna know why idk either u tell me
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
What kind of pizza the orphan can’t order? -Familiar pizza
I bought my son a wheel chair for his brithday-Truns out he couldn’t get in it
Joke
Why did Steven hawking die, he lost WiFi connection.
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
What has 2 wheels and screams A disabled i dropkicked down the stairs
How disabilities kid face jalalas ?
He cant run, just hug the bomb
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
Why do u make fun of disabled people they
cant stand up for themselves.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
