Disabled jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"