Disabled jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Dick.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.