Disabled jokes

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?

They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

Why are disabled people screwed?

Because you can't run or hide!

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

Cunt.

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

Joke.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.

The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.