Disabled jokes
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Retards.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
My brother
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
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What do sped gymnasts wear?
A Reotard.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.