What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Why did Steven hawking die, he lost WiFi connection.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
