Girl with No Arms

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is about a girl who doesn't have arms. So, how's she gonna open her Christmas presents? She can't! It's funny because it's messed up. You ever try opening a present with your feet? It's not easy, and you got arms!

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