Difference jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
My boy be hittin different
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.