Difference jokes
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.