Difference jokes
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.