Difference jokes

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

What's the difference between me and a rope?

The rope doesn't hang from itself.

What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?

My clothes don't hang themselves.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.

Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

A stoner has papers.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits.

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?

Nothing.