Difference jokes
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.