Difference jokes
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.