Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
MY DIET: MAKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS CUPCAKES THE FATTER THEY GET THE THINNER I LOOK...
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
Your mother is so fat she actually went on a diet and started exercising and I hear she's doing quite well now.
if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
I breathe in African food.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.
