Die jokes
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Me die.
Memes
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
The West is dying.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.