Die jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Is die?
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.