Die jokes
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Is die?
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!