I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
dick butt
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it
Roses are red violets are blue I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
litle johnny wanted a lolly so his dada gave him dick
Zion is so fat that his dick cant even fit in his wifes pussy
BULLY v.s QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a tic tac
Quiet Kid: Thats why your moms breath smells so good. QUIET KID WINS
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finallly text her boyfriend ̈ Show me your dick now ́
dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik sub to enemy5spotted
hey squidward say kid backward also suc my dick
what did the naked man say to the naked woman? suck my dick
Hell you fuck bitch dick
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
i like dicks.......sporting goods
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
How do I make my dick disappear? I put it in your dad
My girlfriend asked for a kiss so I gave her my dick
