I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that if guns are responsible for killing people (which they ain't, tools do!), then dicks must be responsible for rape (again, wrong, it's the rapist!). The punchline is that the person chopped off their dick to prevent rape. It's a dark joke, see? You probably thought it was real...
Anonymous
Good idea
kiwikiki
This one's good