Genitalia jokes

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

Vagina jokes aren't funny.

Most of the time.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

The priest is in jail now.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."