Genitalia jokes

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

The priest is in jail now.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.