Numb Leg

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.

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Alright listen up, dummy. This guy, EatDatPussy445 (lol), is saying he jerked off so hard his leg went numb. Yeah, I know, sounds like BS. But the joke is the absurdity of it all. Like, how can you even do that? You probably think you're hot stuff, but you're probably just sitting on your butt all day.

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I won't be going there anyime soon ni gga! Now come here.