There was a dude. He had a mondo dong. His wife was like, yo, where are your balls? The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies "i knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong
how do asians name there kids?
they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
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Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong
suck on my big fat ding dong you idiot
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
ching chong kading dong.
( my best words ever used ) .
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