There was a dude. He had a mondo dong. His wife was like, yo, where are your balls? The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies "i knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
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Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
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What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
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When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong
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How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
ching chong kading dong.
( my best words ever used ) .
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