What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped? My dick.
on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy
If her internal clock can tick she can sit on my dick.
you know Mark once said" GO AWAY FREEDY OR ALL SUCK YOUR DICK!"
Why is it that a physically disabiled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is a abled bodied gay white male for a increase in his pay check? Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth that could be the reason why
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
Why did the dick go insane Someone kept messing with his head
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Youโve got something on your face. Wait, no, itโs just missing something. My dick.
Are you a raisin? Because youโre raisin my dick
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
a guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl he asked for her number and of course, she said no, he asked the bus driver for advice and he said that girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 pm and look for a statue of an angel so he dresses up as god goes to the grave and she sees him she says oh lord end my misery kill me now and he said only if you do something for me first she replied what is it oh mighty lord he said to have sex with me she agreed they had sex and when she was done sucking his dick he said I have something to tell you he took of his costume and said I'm the guy from the bus and she took off her costume I'm the bus driver. (does anyone remember this it's an old joke someone made or does no one remember this I didn't make this but it went smth like this)
McDonald's worker be like hello would you like a mc-dick(you looked down)you:uhh wheres my dick?
Wait this is the category dick sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because thereโs no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
