Phallus jokes
Dick.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏