Phallus jokes

Dick.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

The priest is in jail now.

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

Woah, nice cock.