Why is bill the bad guy? Monica wanted to suck dick
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth? Filipino
How do you fuck a sheep? But your dick in it and face it off the cliff edge, it'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Why do squirrels love dick? Because it produces nut.
If some girls are vegan then why do they suck dick?
Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay
A dick
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddybeer.
knock knock whos there my i may i who may i put this pussy on your mouth
Sex is like show and tell, you show your pussy and dick and then you tell each other how you feel
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
What wiggles and waggles?
A Floppy Dick!
Little red riding hood says to the wolf: what a big dick you have wolf:the better to F*** you with!
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was home sick so the teacher said yes and a few seconds later little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in he bellybutton and she said yes a few seconds later she moaned and felt so good but it was not his finger of putting it down her bellybutton it was his dick and her penis
have you heard of china... china fit this dick in your mouth
i like dick
What should people do with their floppy dicks? I Give them a Good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of someting
Today a girl asked me do how big is your dick so I said how big is your pussy and she said come over to my house and find out
dick suging
