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Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.