Dick jokes
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
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Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.