Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close the casket.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
Hey what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is Sundyed tomato
Get it sundyed like son died
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
I want to di...dive! Yeah!
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.
Stephen Hawkings died because his wifi ran out.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
There r 3 things wong wit dis world.
1. Spelin
B. Maths
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
died and came back sped. i call that rien-tardation
