I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Almost Suicide
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty-pants. The dude almost said "die" but quickly changed it to "dive" to make it sound like he wanted to go diving instead of, you know, ending it all. It's funny because you thought he was gonna say something dark, but he flipped it! Now go back to watching cat videos, you probably like those.