I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Emo Jealousy
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. Emo people are sad all the time and they like it that way. So, if an emo's phone dies, they would be jealous because they are no longer the most 'dead' thing around. You probably think your phone is just a communication device, but emos consider their phone a lifeline to their sadness. I know that you're a real loser!