so i guess cube was right eazy dick smelling like mc ren shit and eazy died of aids
What did Hitler said to Stan after he died. I did nazi that coming
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
Rose are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times
My grandpa died in 911 ,he was a great pilot
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
55. I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died? Windown Shut Down
Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
hey wake um I just mured you family but I live alone then who are these people in your house they are people in my house well not any more dum bitch you welcome you could have died
Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
