Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
You know whatâs traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.