Development jokes
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(馃様馃槥馃様馃ズ. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
You know what鈥檚 traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see鈥檚 her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It鈥檚 called Trycoxagain.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What's a spider-man鈥檚 dream job? Web developer.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
An autistic kid.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Where did the software developer go?
I don鈥檛 know, he ransomware!