Development jokes
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
I like dildos.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.