Development

Development Jokes

Baby

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"

The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."

Spanking

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

Stroke

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Baby

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

Puberty

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Penis

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Crisis

Why did the African 3 year old cry?

He was having a midlife crisis.

Penis

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Baby

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Children

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.