Development jokes

Q: What's red during puberty?

A: The blood on my hands.

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"

The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."

Why did the African 3 year old cry?

He was having a midlife crisis.

childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵‍💫

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

You wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still workin' on it!

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.

I like dildos.

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.