Development jokes
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Weenis long.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
God: Ok, so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look from being born to preteen.
Satan: (slides in) I’ll take over for you, pops.
God: I dunno... this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system.
Satan: Don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18!
God: Hmm... I’m still not- (Gets a call on his phone) Shoot, I got to take this. (Answers call) Don’t touch anything, Lucifer! (Walks away)
Satan:.......(just touches lightly, and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away)
God: (rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!
God: (tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) Fuck me........
God:....(sighs) Fine, it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem
Im the best at tetris
Community talk
looking for egirl to play the game with and start out as friends but eventually you develop feelings for me because im so incredibly good at valorant and you praise me and you instalock sage and you make me bark for heal and meow for rez and tell me im a good boy and then after awhile (you love me at this point) you become so obssessed you stop talking to everyone else and you lose all your friends and your social life is horrible and we only talk to eachother type shi pls add me PLS
so I'm make a VR game right now any ideas for cars since all I got right now are old ram trucks
The difference between dogs and humans is that dogs are grateful, while humans often are not. It is a rare trait to find in many humans. Hence quite comical when humans are called the most intelligent species, yet they are often the ones who harm/banish/ruin others of their own kind. In the end, humans can be considered the most intellectually limited and dumbest species on this planet, unless some of them develop true humane qualities. Isn't it ironic?
Have a nice weekend, everyone.