Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It’s called Trycoxagain.
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments, good job to whoever developed this website.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight. The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end. In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
U wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still workin on it!😂
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
At night before I got in bed with my girl I had 206 bones but I developed a 207th bone
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
i made a websites for orphans.
it doesn't have a home page.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their Cache.
