Delivery jokes
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.