How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
What another name for an Abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room
Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane
