What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
