Delivery jokes
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."