What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
