Delivery

Delivery Jokes

Pizza

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

Pizza

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

Pizza

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.

Rip-off

"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."

-Al Nassr owner

Santa

You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.

Grade

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Abortion

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Time

What is a paedo's favourite time of year?

Halloween because they get free delivery.

Chimp

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

Buddhist

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

Pizza

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Woman

A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.

“Those are just contractions.”