Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Wanna here a joke about pizza
Nevermind it’s too cheezy😅
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
a man bought steroids from Amazon.com... he was expecting a big package to cum!!!
Why was 911 anoyed at the pizza guy.
Because the ordered meatlovers but they got plane
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
at what speed is the curry going at ?
in a hurry to the curry man
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
