Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
Wanna here a joke about pizza
Nevermind it’s too cheezy😅
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
