"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
