Delivery jokes
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Memes
Anyone seen these lately?
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.