Pepperoni Pizza

Pepperoni Pizza Jokes

Pizza

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

Plane

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Twin Towers

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

Tower

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Abortion clinic

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Victim

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Pizza

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Pizza

Why are the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!

Plane

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.