Pepperoni Pizza jokes
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.