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Amazon

When I place a Amazon prime order

A pug is looking out the window. The text on the image says "Me, 5 minutes after I placed an Amazon prime order".

Man

A man in a dark shirt and baseball cap is seen with his face near a wall, appearing to be on the phone. The text above him reads, "You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"

Book

A black and white picture shows a person with a tear running down their face. Above, there is the text: "When you order a book called 'How to scam people' and it still hasn't arrived after 3 months:"

Rug

The image shows a black doormat with white text that reads, "it's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves", and below the text is a cartoonish drawing of a person. Above the doormat is a text that reads, "The rug I ordered 6 months ago finally came in lmao."

Van

Anyone seen these lately?

Package

A monkey with a concerned look on its face, with the text 'YOUR "PACKAGE" "CAME" IN THE "MALE"...?' overlayed on the image.

Lion

A close-up of a lion's face with text that says "The lion orders DoorDash then contacts support and claims it never arrived."

Order

A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."

Message

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

Pizza

The image shows a stack of pizza boxes from Seasons Pizza. The text on the boxes reads "SEASONS PIZZA" and "FIND US ON @SEASONS".

Sigma

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Food

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from "Roger from doordash" who asks to pick a number between 1 and 10. The recipient replies with "4". Roger responds "Wrong, no food for u". The recipient then asks "What", "Why", and "Roger please".

Retirement

A large cardboard display of a Coca-Cola bottle in a store aisle. The bottle has a label that says "Share a Coca-Cola with Original Taste Amir". Text overlaid on the image reads "Bro retired from all the Mars delivers 🙏😭🙏😭".

Neighbor

I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."

Boss

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

Forklift

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Jokes

Abortion

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Pedophile

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

Gynecologist

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.