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Amazon

25 views · 🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙 · 3 years ago

When I place a Amazon prime order

A pug is looking out the window. The text on the image says "Me, 5 minutes after I placed an Amazon prime order".

Man

18 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A man in a dark shirt and baseball cap is seen with his face near a wall, appearing to be on the phone. The text above him reads, "You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"

Book

12 views · Swf · 1 year ago

A black and white picture shows a person with a tear running down their face. Above, there is the text: "When you order a book called 'How to scam people' and it still hasn't arrived after 3 months:"

Rug

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a black doormat with white text that reads, "it's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves", and below the text is a cartoonish drawing of a person. Above the doormat is a text that reads, "The rug I ordered 6 months ago finally came in lmao."

Van

10 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Anyone seen these lately?

Package

16 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A monkey with a concerned look on its face, with the text 'YOUR "PACKAGE" "CAME" IN THE "MALE"...?' overlayed on the image.

Lion

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A close-up of a lion's face with text that says "The lion orders DoorDash then contacts support and claims it never arrived."

Order

15 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."

Sigma

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Pizza

1 view · Cupツ · 1 year ago

The image shows a stack of pizza boxes from Seasons Pizza. The text on the boxes reads "SEASONS PIZZA" and "FIND US ON @SEASONS".

Message

6 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

Food

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from "Roger from doordash" who asks to pick a number between 1 and 10. The recipient replies with "4". Roger responds "Wrong, no food for u". The recipient then asks "What", "Why", and "Roger please".

Retirement

14 views · United Kingdom UK · 10 months ago

A large cardboard display of a Coca-Cola bottle in a store aisle. The bottle has a label that says "Share a Coca-Cola with Original Taste Amir". Text overlaid on the image reads "Bro retired from all the Mars delivers 🙏😭🙏😭".

Neighbor

1 view · Why should you care · 1 year ago

I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."

Boss

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

Forklift

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Abortion

1,054 views · Neon Lights · 8 years ago

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.