Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Santa's Big Sack
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you magnificent dummy. You see, you made a joke and it's pretty stupid. Here's the deal, Santa has a big sack because of the phrase 'comes once a year' which can be interpreted sexually, making the question about the size of his sack a suggestive one. Your brain is on the level of a squirrel trying to understand quantum physics. Get it now?