Dad versus the Milkman

This is a dark joke where the punchline implies that the dad is absent, comparing him to the milkman who at least returns with milk. The humor comes from the unexpected comparison and the sad reality of an absent father.

• Dad
• Difference
• Milk
• Family
• Work
• Delivery

• What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk. (I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
• What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping? He didn't come back with the milk.
• What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
• What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.