Delivery jokes
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.