Delivery jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.