My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
It said to submit a joke and thats what my mom did when i was born
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
What another name for an Abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
Knock knock
Who's there
Mail man
Mailman who
Bitch do u want ur mail
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
Why do a pedofile love halloween Free delivery
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
