You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
