It said to submit a joke and thats what my mom did when i was born
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Knock knock
Who's there
Mail man
Mailman who
Bitch do u want ur mail
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
What another name for an Abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.
Why do a pedofile love halloween Free delivery
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
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Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
