So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the devil himself is expecting a little hellion, right? But instead of a bouncing baby demon, out pops a freakin' goose! The doc couldn't tell if it was a boy or girl goose, which really cooked Satan's goose, get it? It's funny 'cause you expect a devil baby, not a silly bird. You probably trip over your own feet a lot, don't you?
