Death jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
Why are skeletons so calm?
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
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