Princess Diana's Road Crossing

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a seatbelt is just a suggestion. Princess Diana? Yeah, she was famous, like, super famous. She died in a car crash because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. The joke is basically a dark take on that, a twisted reason why she crossed the road. It's a little dark, but that's the point, isn't it?