Death jokes
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.