Death jokes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."