Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
George Washington's Hypothetical Comeback
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Explain Bear
Alright, Ivy, listen up, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'll try to explain this one to you. So, you know George Washington, first president of the USA? Well, he is dead. Dead people are usually in coffins. If he came back to life, he would be in a coffin and really confused and mad, hence the scratching and screaming. Get it? You're not smart but hopefully that makes sense to you.