Death jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck π
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.