Death jokes
Why canβt orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
My dog died.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
Memes
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck π
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"