Dead Chicken and Cow

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  • What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

    Dead chicken and dead cow.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. When you off a chicken and a cow, they end up super dead. Get it? It ain's rocket science, and I'm pretty sure even a dunderhead like you can figure it out. Bet you still think the earth is flat. Newsflash, it's a sphere!

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