Death jokes
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!