Death jokes
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!