You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Death Jokes
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
He's dead.
My life.
Kill me, please.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Suicide
