I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
