Death jokes

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?

So they can always see their parents.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

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This dad heard his daughter praying. As she was praying, she came to an end: "Goodnight grandma, goodbye grandpa, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad didn't think about the grandpa part and headed to bed. The next morning, the mom and dad heard that the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just coincidence, so he carried on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye grandma, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." After he heard "goodbye grandma," his facial expression changed, and he went straight to bed. The next morning, the grandma died out of nowhere. The dad began to worry and continued on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad got scared, so he had a plan to go to work and stay hidden there. So that's what he did. When he got home the next day, his wife asked where he had been, and he replied back, "Sorry honey, I had a horrible day today." She replied back saying: "Oh, you think you had a bad day? The mailman just died on the front porch this morning!" If you get it, you get it.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

Suicide is never the answer.

Suicide is the question.

The answer is yes.

Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.