Death jokes
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Random post #3
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.