Death jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
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Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why did the orphan kill himself?
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.