Death jokes
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”