Death jokes
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.