Death

Death jokes

Orphan

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Murder

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

Skeleton

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

Hand Grenade

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.