Death jokes
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.