Death jokes

Kid says to genie,

"I want to be like Batman!"

Kid goes home, both of them are dead.

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

Why did 10 die??

Because he was in between 9/11.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?

His parents never brought back the milk.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.