Death jokes
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Memes
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.