Death jokes
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Memes
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
U die from robot bite.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.